Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Hores should be free
Hores should not be tamed. Hores should be kept wild and free. If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
((reblogging cause of marcelines picture lmao))
WHY CAN’T IT BE FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES?
NOPE
oh my fucking god
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.
besides, if i’m going to buy a mitt shirt, i’m going with the most honest one out there.
That 2 Legit 2 Mitt shirt looks like an awesome mixtape cover, though.
More reasons not to go there ever here
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“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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Maddie for Minister
My parents want to renew their vows on their anniversary this year, and they want me, their lesbian daughter (not that that matters, I guess), to be the minister! That’s pretty exciting. Apparently, because I was at their first wedding, I should be able to officiate their second.
Should I get a Pope costume y/y?
